SnoozeSOC is a pretend cybersecurity company where one tired analyst watches your network. The joke: real security teams run 24/7. Ours runs whenever he wakes up.
HBuilt by Harsh R. cybersecurity student & guitaristHe is our entire security department. Click him to see what happens when you wake him up.
Here is everything a "SnoozeSOC customer" gets. Spoiler: it is not much.
Hand over your company name, your network details, and your trust. We accept all three.
Our analyst keeps a dashboard open in one browser tab. The tab is also playing music.
No alerts, no reports, no updates. We call this "a clean record."
Real security products love buzzwords. Here is what ours really mean.
Our AI, Intern-1, reads every alert and replies "looks fine."
Real SOCs: ML models + human reviewWe trust nobody, including our own firewall. We ask requests nicely to go away.
Real zero-trust: verify every access requestOur feed comes from group chats and one Reddit guy who is always sure.
Real intel: curated feeds and researchIf something breaks, we respond within 3 to 5 business weeks.
Real IR: minutes to hours, with a playbookYou pay nothing. You get nothing. Everyone is happy.
"Since switching to SnoozeSOC we have had exactly zero breaches. We would not know otherwise."
"I asked for a pentest report and got a very supportive voice note."
No. SnoozeSOC is a parody made for fun. Please do not give it any real data, passwords, or network access.
Real Security Operations Centers (SOCs) watch for attacks around the clock. This one is "always monitoring" but mostly asleep. It mocks over-hyped security marketing.
Step 1: stay calm. Step 2: wake the analyst. Step 3: he hits snooze. Go back to step 1.
Harsh R., a cybersecurity student. See the real work at harshsec.in.
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